Swim Reaper
June 5 - June 11
Swim Reaper
Fla. man dresses as Grim Reaper to warn beachgoers about Corona safety. Since May 1 lawyer Daniel Uhlfelder has been on a “Grim Reaper Tour,” traveling to Florida beaches dressed as the angel of death to warn people about the dangers of not social distancing. Noble cause, but I’m guessing Daniel doesn’t have much lawyering to do these days if he has the time to embark on such a tour. Or maybe he’s looking for clients?
Floor it, Fido! Good Boy!
Wash. State man arrested while teaching dog to drive. A Washington man arrested after a high-speed car chase had an excuse I’m positive the police never heard before: he was teaching his dog how to drive! There’s some evidence to back up his story as the pit bull was sitting in the driver’s seat when he was pulled over. I’m just wondering whether they gave the pooch a ticket or a dog biscuit?
What Do You Expect When Elves Name Your Child?
Elon Musk names child algebra equation. Tech entrepreneur and perennial weirdo Elon Musk revealed the name of his newborn child: X Æ A-12. If you thought you were reading an algebra equation you are not alone. Musk’s baby momma, Canadian musician Grimes (is it me or does her name sound like a Disney movie villain?) explained in an Instagram post that “X” stands for the “unknown variable” while Æ is the Elven (yes, “ELVEN”!) spelling of AI, which is shorthand for artificial intelligence. Alrighty then. However, the proud (drunk?) parents may be violating California rules, which require names be comprised only of the English language’s 26 alphabetical characters. The proud parents reportedly are consulting with Dumbledore for a possible court challenge to those rules.
