Hey You-sers …
Questions? Compliments? Comments? Compliments?
Drop me a line; I love hearing from my adoring fans. (If you don’t like me you still can contact me, but you run the risk of making me sad. Is that really what you want?)
You can share absolutely anything. Don’t be shy, but no nudes, please. (Exception: Rihanna. Oh, and Arianna Grande. And maybe Conan O’Brien. But that’s it).
One more thing.
Being that I’ve grown attached to eating and enjoy it for the most part, I’d like to continue doing it, periodically. Here’s how you can help:
If you like my work and would like to discuss opportunities where I might do something LITERARY that involves you paying me, please contact me. If you’d simply like to give me money for no reason, I will forward you my Venmo.
Cheers.