Greetings. I am Syd, your master of ceremonies (I also can be your master, but that’s my side gig.) My simple mission is to bring a smile to your face and spread good humor (as in laughs, not the ice cream).
I am a Philadelphia-based writer, editor, stand-up comic and all-around superhero.
What’s my super power? The ability to see the humor any situation. My philosophy is this: No matter how trying things get, there’s always a silver lining to be found if only you’ll look for it. And silver linings often are discovered through humor. (Personally, I prefer gold linings. Why settle for second-best when you can go for the gold?)
I hope you enjoy my theme “If Statues Could Talk” (the “spoken words” that go with the pictured famous statues appear in red). Now, a quick word about the site:
Links to the “bloggy” stuff are on the very top bar (mobile users can click the 3 lines at the top right, above “HOME”). Other “fun stuff” is located further down below.
So, take a moment to browse and absorb the non-seriousness of it all. Just keep in mind, the only serious thing you’ll find here is a serious laugh.
DON’T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
Seriously. Plenty of things in this world are taken too seriously (Death. Taxes. The Kardashians). But you don’t have to take me seriously; In fact, I prefer that you don’t!
I believe the ability to appreciate the humor in any life situation is a gift from the Gods. Incidentally, many people erroneously think there are only 14 gods.
Greek gods, that is. The oft-overlooked 15th god is the God of Damn, colloquially known as “Goddamn.”
Long ago, I discovered I really enjoy seeing people laugh when some guy in a trench coat flashed the crowd at an outdoor festival.
Whatever became of the trench coat? Seems to have fallen out of fashion. Makes one wonder what article of clothing currently serves as the modern flasher’s garment of choice?
Sorry.
I relish the ability to share my commentary on life, death and everything in between. Whether politics, entertainment, news or noteworthy events, I expound on the funny, unusual, stupid and sometimes touching events that shape our world.
No arena is safe. No topic is off limits. But there’s a catch:
You guessed it—don’t take anything I say too seriously! A co-worker once said, “Syd, no one takes you seriously.” I’m sure she meant it as an insult, but I recall thinking, “Good! My work here is done!” (I quit shortly thereafter.)
The moral of this story? Don’t be afraid to LOL often, because in this crazy world, if you can’t find humor in life, you’re probably a risk-assessment analyst.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Yes there is.)
Now, if I could just remember where I put that trench coat!
Oh! Have I mentioned how much I love to dance? And I’ve got some MEAN dance moves. Scroll down to see what I mean!
HEE HEE!
HEE HAW!
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These fashion felons should be in jail!
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Please note that the site is a work in progress, so be prepared for tweaks, adjustments and new features currently in the works.
So check back often to see what’s new (repeat visitors automatically qualify for an additional $1,200 federal stimulus check!)
One more thing. This is a HUMOR blog. I don’t do “political correctness,” so those easily offended can visit the Sesame Street website. Just a suggestion!
You may now return to your regular-life programming, but remember, while here, there’s only one rule:
